ya it is

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along w/ a couple more

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so close 2 100 posts in a day

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13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed

ok bfor you read if you dont like kuss words then skip #6 & #7 ok i warned you so i shouldnt get in trouble

and girls dont read even though they may aply to you
(unless you dont kill me for it)




1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?

9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount
you or eat you!

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open,
and I'll put my head in.

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i am the assasin,
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oh yae that would get you killed

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my friends favourite 2 are

1. ive lost my virginity can i have urs

2.Ur virginity or ur life


first one got him pushed backwards off a bus

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now thats the funniest thing heard in here SS.....ur friend got pushed off a bus.....lol

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You heard of a blonde near the stop sign? She's still there.

Who will fall down faster from a 12 story building? A blonde, or a brunette? brunette, cuz blonde will stop for directions.

A blonde girl can't sleep bcuz of the noise. MOM CLOSE THE DOOR ! I already did honey. THEN LOCK IT!

two blond ants are carrying a window, one says - It's hot. The other one says - open the window !

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lol that last one is good

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a short one

a man falling from a 24 story building
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah BOOM
a man falling from a 12 story building
aaaaaaah BOOM
a man falling from a 1 story building
BOOM ouch

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