i agree that its bad when people don;t support certain aspects of america, but saying that we cant make jokes about america is pushing the line. That joke wasnt offensive in any way, it was just stating a fact. as for making fun of america, and making fun of the troops being in the same category, that is definitly NOT the case. I support the troops 100%, i even have a few friends over there, but that doesnt meen i cant make a joke every once in a while about america, or enjoy when someone else posts one. Your making it seem like much more than it is. It was a simpl;e joke about americas strive for technology costing them lots of money (which really isnt a bad thing, since being technologicly advanced rox). Thats it, nothing else was inteded by it

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There is always someone above you on the food chain. Pray i'm not the one above you.

Why Firetrucks are Red

You see, my friend, it all has to do with tht number "two", because two times two is four, and four plus two is six, and six times two is twelve. Now, there's twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is also a ruler. In fact, there's a ship named the "Queen Elizabeth". And we all know that ships sail in the sea, and fish live in the sea, and fish have fins, and all that great stuff. Now, Fins are from Finland, a land that was once attacked by Russians. Russians are often represented by the color red. And firetrucks are always rushin', so that's why they are painted red.

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Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

My friend got himself a new car radio last week, it's really smart. It has voice recognition!

He took me for a ride the other day and we're driving along and he says "Classical" and the radio started playing Chopin.

A little further down the road he said "Rock 'n' roll" and the radio started playing Elvis Presley.

We got onto the motorway and he says "Seventies" and the radio started playing ABBA.

Just as we were driving past a school a group of children ran out in front of the car and my mate shouted "Fucking little kids!", all of a sudden the radio started playing Michael Jackson.

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This is not war, this is pest control.
You are superior to us in one respect... you are better at dieing!

ROTFLMAO

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2nd Ruler of all CHAOS

Serve the almighty Chaos
Proud member CiDG
Them Touchys tasted good!!!
Specially with the Chaos Phoenix

Phoenix Brotherhood member

LOL.

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Loyal member of CiDG.
Leader of the Knights Squad.

there is no spoon.

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Luke 4:33-34

Luke 2:9

Isaiah 42:13

Revelations 12:9-10

Revelations 9:3

Mark 9:18

why do I love God so much? find out for your self.

I told my wife i was like fine wine, and that I got better with age... so she locked me in the celler!!

I was so ugly as a kid I had to trick or treat over the phone!!

I was so ugly as a kid, my parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck just to get the dog to play with me!!

I get no respect, I tell ya!

(long live the memory of Rodney Dangerfield)

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We do not choose When to die, only How to die.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!

Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."


(long live the memory of Rodney Dangerfield)

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We do not choose When to die, only How to die.

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.

I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


(long live the memory of Rodney Dangerfield)

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We do not choose When to die, only How to die.

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

(long live the memory of Rodney Dangerfield)

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We do not choose When to die, only How to die.