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So the past year I've been working at a gas station.
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Two bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood."
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redneck goes up to a judge and says "I want one of them there deevorces"
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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
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Berichten: 1999 Berichten: 319 Locatie: United States Geslacht: Man |
Strangest advice ever received....
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Berichten: 1999 Berichten: 319 Locatie: United States Geslacht: Man |
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Tweaker | Gepost: |
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I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying.
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A young man has been stranded on a desert island. He hasn't seen a ship. plane or another human being for months. Suddenly. one day as he is staring out to sea, he spots what looks like a person thrashing in the surf. He immediately jumps up, runs into the water and pulls the poor soul out. after washing the sand off of the person our young man realizes that it is a woman. After some CPR she begins to breathe and as she is composing herself our guy, in disbelief, recognizes her as Angelina Jolie! Stranded together they eventually strike up a romance and before long they fall madly in love and are making love and screwing three times a day. One day the guy turns to her and says "Angelina, would you do me a favor?" She says" of course my love...anything for you" He goes on to explain how much he misses his best friend Bill and longs to have some "guy talk" and if she would cut her hair short and let him call her Bill. Angelina says that although it is a strange request she would go along with it. And with that she cuts her hair and presents herself. the young man is so happey he says "Hey Bill" She says "hey whats up?" He says......."Bill.....YOU ARE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHO I'M BANGING!!!
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