okay, this has been done b4, but let's do it again if you have any good jokes, post them here. I'll start :

Holmes : I have no time to play games, I have to go to school!
Watson : Which school is that, Holmes?
Holmes : Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary...

Ok. this one may be not so good, but you'll decide

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-2 astronauts walked into a bar on the moon, and they left 5 minutes later, they said they left because there was no atmosphere

-mum:hve u been in a fight again? u've lost ur 2 front teeth!
boy:no i havent there here in my pocket

-wat can a half apple do that a whole apple cant?
look round

-how do u make a door scream?
twist its nob (abit rude but hey)

-wats brown and sticky?
a stick

-wat do u call a man with a cilt on his head?
scot

-wat do u call a man with a bus on his head?
dead

-wat do u call a man with dirt on his head?
pete

-wats green, with purple spots, lotsa hairy moles and smells of fish?
look in the mirror and find out mate! (o and smell urself)

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in english

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I don't understand the joke, but when you try to say it outloud it sounds funny (no offense)

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lol i agree
best joke so far when read out (if u can actually manage to read it out! and i mean no offense either but dis is sposed to be an Englsih language forum sein as more than 50% of the people on ere r american or english

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translation of fbis joke:

The girl speaks the young man: Tonight you come to my house which are not present any.
It goes to its house, plays on a handbell and is not any!

(by translator)

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What that makes no sense...
Allright:

There was this guy named Fred that was on the 45 floor of the empire state building, and he saw this guy jump out of the window. So he ran over to the window to see what happened, when he got to the window the guy ran up behind him and said, "Wow, that is so sweet!"
So Fred was like how did u do that? And the man said, "Oh its sweet, you jump out that window right there and the air current picks u up and swings you on to the floor below. So Fred goes up to the window and thinks for a second, and thinks itll be great, so he jumps and he falls...and falls...and falls and hits the ground.
Then up top where the man is he laughs and says "Its great to be Super-man!"

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FBI's joke:

A girl said to the guy: visit me tonight, there can be only nothing inside at the present.
He visited her, played with handbell and he was nothing.

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Eina kakot tas baras, nor ma irgi patinka spirituoti gerimai kartais