Yes Americnas do treat Canadians like dirt. O well can't teach an old dog new tricks.

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Kicking Arse With DPA.

Dude, Christmas is Coming!!!!!

HEY! Canadians are people too! I live near Canada because I live in Washington state. and Canada is awesome because you can buy stuff for cheap as hell because its the same amount of Us dollars as Canadian dollars, but US Dollars are worth more in Canada, so their cheap and have you knowtest that Canada cities are so clean

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lol nick it took me awhile to get that though

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"yeah but im a wise dumb ass"
-Shadow Stalker

who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"

-Nick

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"yeah but im a wise dumb ass"
-Shadow Stalker

who ever said 3rd times a charm has never met me :P

hahahaa

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Go to hell, its quite nice, i've been there

I've heard that one be4, but it is still TOO GOOD!

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lol, nice, thats all I can say, nice

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Little Jonnys letter to santa....

Dear Santa,
You must be surprised that im writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occourred since the begining of the month. When filled with illusion I wrote you a letter, I ask for a bicyle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. Im not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly accross the street. There was virtualy nothing within reach that I wouldnt do for humanity. What ball do you have leaving me a FUCKING yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks? What the FUCK were you thinking you FAT PRICK, that youve taken me for a sucker the whole FUCKING year to come out with shit like this under the tree. As if you hadnt FUCKED me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he couldnt even walk into his house. Dont let me see you trying to fit you BIG FAT ASS down my chimeny next year. I'll FUCK YOU UP. Ill throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the FUCKING north pole, just like I have to do now since you didnt get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCK SUCKER.

Sincerely

Little Johnny

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Reality is that part of the imagination that we all agree on!!!

ive read that befor i had it on my planner at school, my teachers loved it

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MAN...SO FUNNY...SORRY I GOT TO GO HOSPITAL FOR LUNG TREATMENT!

Hmm...heres one thats a little (only a little! racist.

Three men on a hot air balloon that is dropping.
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Pakistani.
The Irish chucks out his gold watch and says, plenty of them in my country.
The Pakistani chucks out a curry and says plenty of them in my country.
The Englishman chucks out the Pakistani and says plenty of them in my country.

When he is in court for murder, he says...
" Oh come on. We got 14 million of them, what harm would getting rid of one do?
Judge says he is going to Death Row.
" YOU MOTHER ******! yOU FUCKING FUCKED ME UP...HE HAD A FUCKING PARACHUTE, I WAS FUCKING DROPPING THE IDIOT ONTO HIS OWN FUCKING COUNTRY!

As he is going to be shot his last words are...
" At least I kept my Fish and Chips"
Anybody like?

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